power stance
I see your power stance and raise you
a majestic mermaid
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Tumblr consistently asks the hard hitting questions.
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i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
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“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
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